{"id":12718,"date":"2022-09-21T05:12:49","date_gmt":"2022-09-21T05:12:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.zodiacheist.com\/?p=12718"},"modified":"2022-09-21T05:12:49","modified_gmt":"2022-09-21T05:12:49","slug":"fall-hands-maybe-one-goofiest-zodiac-signs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zodiacheist.com\/fall-hands-maybe-one-goofiest-zodiac-signs\/","title":{"rendered":"DOES IT ALL FALL OUT OF YOUR HANDS? MAYBE YOU ARE ONE OF THE GOOFIEST ZODIAC SIGNS"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"fpm_start\"><\/div>\n<p><strong>Today we talk about the most clumsy zodiac signs in life and love: is it not that you are also in the ranking of today\u2019s horoscope?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Hey, all happen to\u00a0<strong>stumble<\/strong>,\u00a0<strong>let drop something<\/strong> by accident, or even simply\u00a0<strong>find themselves<\/strong>\u00a0a\u00a0<strong>spot<\/strong>\u00a0of\u00a0<strong>sauce on the\u00a0shirt<\/strong>\u00a0after a first important appointment.<br \/>\nNothing wrong with that, of course: but if it happens to you every day, maybe it\u2019s time to take cover!<\/p>\n<p>Today\u2019s horoscope ranking will reveal which are\u00a0<strong>the clumsier signs of the zodiac<\/strong>.\u00a0Aren\u2019t you also in these\u00a0top\u00a0five\u00a0positions?<\/p>\n<h2>The most clumsy zodiac signs of the zodiac: here is today\u2019s ranking of the horoscope<\/h2>\n<p>A\u00a0<strong>tray full<\/strong>\u00a0of\u00a0<strong>cups<\/strong>\u00a0that\u00a0<strong>fall<\/strong>, a few centimeters from the safety of the countertop, are you a sad but usual scenario?<br \/>\nPassers\u00a0of\u00a0jeans\u00a0that\u00a0fit\u00a0in the door handles,\u00a0rims clothes\u00a0closed\u00a0the\u00a0door\u00a0of the machine, frequent trips to Ikea for\u00a0repair\u00a0or\u00a0buy back\u00a0<strong>furniture<\/strong>\u00a0and\u00a0<strong>supplies\u00a0hopelessly<\/strong>\u00a0ruined.\u00a0No, we\u2019re not talking about someone who just had a baby but simply\u2026 about you!<\/p>\n<p>You\u2019re one of the\u00a0<strong>people\u00a0most awkward<\/strong>\u00a0and\u00a0<strong>clumsy<\/strong>\u00a0that you have ever known?<br \/>\nDon\u2019t worry, from today you have one more excuse to justify your\u00a0<strong>umpteenth\u00a0disaster<\/strong>\u00a0in front of others.<br \/>\nIt\u2019s not your fault if you\u2019re clumsy:\u00a0<strong>stars\u00a0and\u00a0planets\u00a0say it<\/strong>!<\/p>\n<p>Let\u2019s find out immediately the top\u00a0<strong>five positions<\/strong>\u00a0in the\u00a0<strong>ranking<\/strong>\u00a0of the\u00a0most\u00a0<strong>clumsy\u00a0zodiac\u00a0signs<\/strong>.\u00a0Isn\u2019t it that, for once, you\u2019re in first place in a competition for something?<\/p>\n<h3>Virgo: fifth place<\/h3>\n<p>Curious to find all those born under the sign of\u00a0<strong>Virgo<\/strong>\u00a0in this ranking, right?<br \/>\nYet those born under the sign of\u00a0<strong>Virgo<\/strong>\u00a0can be\u00a0very clumsy and clumsy to his utmost disappointment.<\/p>\n<p>This is the reason why <strong>Virgo<\/strong>, then,\u00a0tries\u00a0to\u00a0be\u00a0always\u00a0perfect\u00a0and\u00a0precise\u00a0in every area of his life.\u00a0They certainly do not do it because they diverge but because they have to \u201d\u00a0compensate\u00a0\u201d for\u00a0their\u00a0clumsiness, hiding it from the eyes of others!<\/p>\n<h3>Sagittarius: fourth place<\/h3>\n<p>The\u00a0<strong>Sagittarius<\/strong>\u00a0is a sign that we would not hesitate to define gentle and sweet, patient and nice,\u00a0<strong>loving<\/strong>\u00a0and\u00a0<strong>childish<\/strong>.\u00a0Too bad, however, that together with so many beautiful qualities we must also recognize a\u00a0decidedly\u00a0not\u00a0very\u00a0nice\u00a0one: that of being clumsy!<\/p><script data-noptimize=\"\" data-wpfc-render=\"false\">\n\/* <![CDATA[ *\/\nfpm_start( \"true\" );\n\/* ]]> *\/\n<\/script>\n\n<p>Those born under the sign of\u00a0<strong>Sagittarius<\/strong>\u00a0are decidedly clumsy people who \u201cexploit\u201d this characteristic to be even more fun in the eyes of others.<br \/>\nToo bad, though, that their\u00a0clumsiness\u00a0is\u00a0translated, often in\u00a0damage\u00a0decidedly not cute and funny.<br \/>\nCars\u00a0bruised,\u00a0stove\u00a0went to\u00a0smoke,\u00a0coffee\u00a0burned, the split marble or\u00a0envelopes\u00a0of\u00a0spending\u00a0that\u00a0rolling\u00a0around the house.\u00a0With\u00a0Sagittariusyou never know what\u2019s coming: they are a real\u00a0own speck\u00a0of\u00a0cardboard\u00a0animated!<\/p>\n<h3>Aquarius: third place<\/h3>\n<p>We know well that\u00a0<strong>Aquarius<\/strong>\u00a0will not be happy to be in this ranking but we also know that those born under this sign are truly honest.<br \/>\nThe\u00a0<strong>Aquarium<\/strong>\u00a0will not have problems, therefore, to recognize that when it comes to\u00a0<strong>being\u00a0wimps could\u00a0<\/strong>start giving\u00a0lectures\u00a0at the University!<\/p>\n<p>Everything they have in their hands falls off, they\u00a0<strong>lose<\/strong>\u00a0house\u00a0<strong>keys<\/strong>,\u00a0cell phone,\u00a0and\u00a0purse\u00a0at the same moment, they put down something and as soon as they try to get it back they can\u2019t find it anymore.<br \/>\nCareless, clumsy, and always in trouble when it comes to putting shopping in bags after paying, those born under the sign of Aquarius deserve the third place in our ranking of the most clumsy zodiac signs.<br \/>\nFortunately for them, though, there are at least\u00a0two\u00a0other\u00a0even more\u00a0clunky\u00a0signs!<\/p>\n<h3>Pisces: second place<\/h3>\n<p>Dear friends born under the sign of\u00a0<strong>Pisces<\/strong>, do not be angry if we put you in second place in the\u00a0ranking\u00a0of the\u00a0most\u00a0clumsy\u00a0zodiac signs.<br \/>\nYou have to recognize that you really do have your head in the clouds and that often creates disaster really from nothing!<\/p>\n<p>Pisces\u00a0is among those people who just can not give attention to what happens around them.\u00a0Let\u2019s\u00a0not\u00a0talk\u00a0about\u00a0\u201d\u00a0physical\u00a0\u201d\u00a0problems\u00a0since they are generally\u00a0very\u00a0grateful\u00a0people!\u00a0The\u00a0<strong>Fish<\/strong> often behave willingly in\u00a0<strong>a manner very\u00a0careless<\/strong>\u00a0and do not pay attention to other people\u2019s feelings, their own and even to those of the people they love most!<\/p>\n<p>For\u00a0<strong>Pisces<\/strong>, being awkward or clumsy is almost second nature because they are not going to correct the way they do.<br \/>\nA little\u00a0is\u00a0clumsy by nature and a little know that their way of doing is a\u00a0<strong>way<\/strong>\u00a0to\u00a0<strong>pull<\/strong>\u00a0the\u00a0<strong>rope<\/strong>\u00a0and\u00a0<strong>be<\/strong>\u00a0\u201d\u00a0<strong>special<\/strong>\u00a0\u201d in the eyes of others!<\/p>\n<h3>Taurus: first place in the ranking of the most clumsy zodiac signs<\/h3>\n<p>There is nothing to be done, dear friends of the\u00a0<strong>Taurus<\/strong>.\u00a0You know well that you are in first place in this ranking exclusively\u00a0because\u00a0of\u00a0your way\u00a0of\u00a0doing,\u00a0careless,\u00a0inconclusive,\u00a0and often downright clumsy!<br \/>\nThe\u00a0Taurus is often someone who has\u00a0a real talent for embarrassing themselves.<\/p>\n<p>He does not watch where he puts his feet,\u00a0<strong>stumbles\u00a0anywhere<\/strong>, forgets purses, and wallets, or purchases freshly made everywhere, it is capable of tearing clothes made with materials durable and so on.<br \/>\nFor\u00a0Toro, there\u2019s hardly ever peace: for them, life is a cyclone that moves objects and makes\u00a0forgetting\u00a0the\u00a0priority.<\/p>\n<p>In addition, those born under the sign of\u00a0<strong>Taurus<\/strong>\u00a0are also people capable of beautifully ignoring their responsibilities\u00a0<strong>until the last\u00a0available\u00a0moment<\/strong>.<br \/>\nTheir\u00a0clumsiness\u00a0always puts\u00a0them\u00a0in\u00a0difficulty\u00a0and they are afraid to face situations: unfortunately, this translates into the\u00a0<strong>impossibility<\/strong>\u00a0of being\u00a0<em>smooth<\/em>\u00a0during their life!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" 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Hey, all happen to\u00a0stumble,\u00a0let drop something by accident, or even simply\u00a0find themselves\u00a0a\u00a0spot\u00a0of\u00a0sauce on the\u00a0shirt\u00a0after a first important appointment. Nothing wrong with that, of course: but if it happens to &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":12719,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.zodiacheist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/Earning-14-3.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zodiacheist.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12718"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zodiacheist.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zodiacheist.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zodiacheist.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zodiacheist.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12718"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.zodiacheist.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12718\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12720,"href":"https:\/\/www.zodiacheist.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12718\/revisions\/12720"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zodiacheist.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/12719"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zodiacheist.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12718"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zodiacheist.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12718"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zodiacheist.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12718"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}